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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from a wonderful 2 week vacation - the highlight of which was our eldest daughter's university graduation. More on that once I can get my pictures and video sorted out.

There is a new funblog entry on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Maverick Flying Car" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/maverick-flying-car

There are also some new funny picture pages at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/queen-elizabeth-has-had-enough
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/rubber-habit

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Project Picture"

My 12 year old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project." I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.

A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.

The title of their project was: "The oldest thing in my house."

Today's CleanPun - "Taxidermist's Sign"

Seen on a Taxidermist's sign: "We really know our stuff."

Today's One Liner

"Each year a healthy adult male consumes one and one-half times his weight in other peoples patience."
~John Updike

Today's CleanQuote

"Whatever God did and was able to do and willing to do at any time, God is able and willing to do again, within the framework of His will."
~ A. W. Tozer

Today's Illustration - "Car Accident Honesty"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

A man was trying to pull out of a parking place but bashed the bumper of the parked car in front of him.

Witnessed by a handful of pedestrians waiting for a bus, the driver got out, inspected the damage, and proceeded to write a note to leave on the windshield of the car he had hit.

The note read:

"Hello. I have just hit your car, and there are some people here watching me who think that I am writing this note to leave you my name, phone number, and driver's license number, but I am not."

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.