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Sunday greetings everyone!

As I mentioned before, last weekend I was away at our association's western conference held at Calvary Church in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Consequently, there is no new message uploaded to the Westside Bible Church this week. You will find a recording of last week's service at:
http://www.westsidefamily.org/sunday-service-june-5-2011

While at that conference a very encouraging and inspiring video was played for us. Rev. Frank Humphreys, pastor of Peoples Church in Montreal, has ALS - Lou Gehrig disease. I've added this encouraging video to the Cybersalt site. You will find it at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/videos/pastor-frank-humphreys-als-testimony

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Knowing About Radios"

One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back.

"Who knows anything about radios?" our drill instructor asked.

Several hands went up, and anticipating a ride in the jeep, recruits began listing their credentials. Everything from a degree in communications to a part-time job in a repair shop was declared.

The DI listened to all the contenders, then pointed to the most qualified. "You," he barked. "Carry the radio."

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.

Even with camoflage, camera shy Jumbo couldn't hide from zoo patrons.

One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back.

"Who knows anything about radios?" our drill instructor asked.

Several hands went up, and anticipating a ride in the jeep, recruits began listing their credentials. Everything from a degree in communications to a part-time job in a repair shop was declared.

The DI listened to all the contenders, then pointed to the most qualified. "You," he barked. "Carry the radio."

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What do you get when you mix government regulations with baptismal services? This:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baptism-lifeguard-tower

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Fish Fight Story"

Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three hours.

Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."

Doug replied, "Well, a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting!"

Today's CleanPun

I was born free - my Dad's an Ob-Gyn.

Today's One Liner

"Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once."

Today's CleanQuote

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes."
~ Antisthenes

Today's Illustration - "Wedding Vows"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over. Patty asked her mother, "Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?"

"How do you mean, change her mind?" asked Mrs. Frobisher.

"Well," said the child, "she went into the church with one man and came out with another!"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.

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Clean Jokes Article Count: 3626

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim

This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim

This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4687

Christmas Jokes Article Count: 77

We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count: 3

It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count: 16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures? You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count: 1572

Games Article Count: 15

Here are the games we have on the site so far. There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count: 679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count: 169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count: 231

Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim

This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim

This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4687

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149

Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count: 24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count: 53

christmas cake We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count: 544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes. Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count: 533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count: 3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count: 2944

Clean Puns Article Count: 1994

Our collection of puns.

Funny Signs Article Count: 167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count: 2049

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count: 1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!

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