Road signs are a real indication of what an area is like.
In Virginia you have signs saying DEER CROSSING.
At Yellowstone you have signs saying BEAR CROSSING.
After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him - and got a woman.
"Is Mike there?" Glenda asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," Glenda said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, Glenda dialed again.
This time a man answered...
"This is Mike," he said.
"Hey, you're not my boyfriend!" Glenda exclaimed.
"I know, I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
No, I haven't fallen and can't get up! Our niece took this picture of Grandma Cybersalt and me as we tried to get pictures of a flower we had never seen before. This was during a stroll on a boardwalk in GooseBay-Happy Valley, Newfoundland, on our trip to the East Coast earlier this month. Susan wanted a picture because it was so tiny she could see it better on her phone, and I wanted a picture so I could ask ChatGPT what kind of flower it was (for those of you who are ornithologists, it was a White Violet.)
Today's video share is one of my all-time favourites that have been shared around since the internet was becoming a "thing." I think you will enjoy "Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling":
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~ Pastor Tim
Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses had little money for meals, so they ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly visitors would give them some of the treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them.
One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said to one of the nurses, "Would you eat this up, love?" So she and another American student nurse devoured every delicious crumb!
Soon the woman returned, however, and asked, "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet, dearie?"
I have a perfect body - but it's in the trunk and starting to smell.
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Refugees and
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Strategic Defense in the Space Age - by Ray Gunn
Manned Planetary Expeditions Vol. 1: Mercury - by Hugo Furst
Projectile Motion - by Fah Ling
The Complete Do-It-Yourself Guide to Amateur Astronomy - by I.C. Stars
The Physics of Rotation - by S. Pining
Science Education Today - by I. Noah Little
The Statistical Variations of Scantron Test Keys - by Noah Lot
Computers - by Kent Standm
But the thing is, even if I could go back, I wouldn't belong there anymore.
- Unknown
A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?"
The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again.
After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out, "About 20 minutes."
"Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"
"Didn't know how fast you could walk."
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Susan Page writes . . . .
Have you ever turned on your hot water only to find out it's stone-cold?
Hot water is one of those instant blessings we consistently have without ever giving it a second thought. Turn on the hot water tap and … presto, out it comes.
Just the other day I had to shower with cold water and believe me, I did not enjoy the experience in the least. What a shocker! It got me thinking though.
Why do we take life’s daily blessings for granted?
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It's career day at school and the teacher instructs his students each to stand up, state their parents' occupation, spell it and then tell what their parent would do if they were here today.
Little Rodney stands up and says, "My father is an accountant, A-C-C-O-U-N-T-A-N-T, and if he were here today, he would help you balance your checkbook".
Read more: 😂 Career Day Comedy: When Kids Try to Spell Their Parents' Jobs
I have a perfect body - but it's in the trunk and starting to smell.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
