At our small group Bible Study meeting this week, the leader was comparing modes of transportation in Bible times to present day vehicles.
A female donkey was easy to control and a preferred means of getting around, comparable to a BMW.
So I commented that I was amazed that our humble Lord and King rode into Jerusalem on a Beemer.
When camels were compared to Ferraris, I had to say that I preferred a LAMBorghini.
- Raul el Perro
Did you know that if you garden in your back yard naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for absolutely no cost to you.
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - happy 4th of July to my US subscribers!
The cherry tree at Cybersalt World Headquarters is all picked - by the starlings, crows, robins, and especially racoons. The racoon was especially rude about it because he left all the pits in a pile (literally) by our pear tree. No wonder they wear masks!
Today's video share features giant harmonicas. I had no idea harmonicas came this big and I have been to Texas. Honestly I can't help but smile when I look at them being played. Listening? Well maybe not that much, but looking - definitely!
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Enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud.
"What's the matter, darling?" he asked her.
"I just don't know what to do," said Miriam. "Because we were eating in for a change, I cooked us a special dinner - but the dog has just eaten it."
"Don't worry," said Howard, "I'll get us another dog."
Did you know that if you garden in your back yard naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for absolutely no cost to you.
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Refugees and
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Road signs are a real indication of what an area is like.
In Virginia you have signs saying DEER CROSSING.
At Yellowstone you have signs saying BEAR CROSSING.
In Africa you have signs saying ELEPHANT CROSSING.
And on Madison Avenue you have signs saying DOUBLE CROSSING.
If you think you love "Freedom" but you don't care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is "Privilege."
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In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't fast
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat, and baby-sit.
When her kids were in a jam
They could always count on gram.
In an age of gracious living,
Grandma was the gal for giving.
Grandma now is in the gym,
Exercising to keep slim,
She's off touring with the bunch,
Taking clients out to lunch.
Driving north to ski or curl,
All her days are in a whirl.
Nothing seems to stop or block her,
Now that grandma's off her rocker!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
- photo by Susan PageOnce a week I have the privilege of sharing lunch with my special needs friend. Often, I need to remind her to use her indoor voice.
I have the opposite problem with my youngest daughter who has the quietest and gentlest voice of anyone I know. Her spirit is much the same. My daughter claims that I need my hearing checked, but trust me, others must strain to catch what my sweet girl is saying.
While there are definite disadvantages to diminished hearing, one positive is that when you are straining to hear someone, it’s necessary to lean in and pay close attention. This means that you must be near the person you are speaking with. This is a picture of intimacy. It is also what our Father God desires in His relationship with us.
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My life coach just informed me I didn't make the team!
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
