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Visitor: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffalos."

Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd'."

Visitor: "Heard what?"

Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffalos."

Visitor: "Sure, I've heard of buffalos. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I am off to the dentist this morning. My favourite dental hygienist has retired so I hope her replacement is good. I also hope she is positive, even though she will spend most of her time looking down in the mouth.

Today's video share shows an unique car innovation that apparently never caught on. I like cars with gull wing doors - this is the exact opposite of that.
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~ Pastor Tim 

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able to locate my vehicle easily.

Wow," the woman said. "I sure could use a gadget like that to help me find my car."

"Actually," I replied, "that's my husband."

I believe in you ... I also believe in bigfoot so don't get too excited.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life.

I'll call it my oughtabiography.

I listen because I know exactly how it feels to be unheard.

- Unknown

One of the kindergarten teacher's Chinese-Canadian students was about to get a new little brother or sister. The teacher asked every few days if the blessed event had happened yet. The little boy was getting more excited as the days rolled by. Finally, one day the teacher asked her usual question, and the child broke into a big smile and nodded.

"Well, what was it?" the teacher asked.

The little boy, full of excitement and wonder, blurted, "Chinese!"

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Susan Page writes . . . . 

- photo by Susan PageFollowing Sunday morning services, many in our congregation go to the gym for coffee/tea/ and fellowship. This is the morning highlight for those needing their coffee fix. I am not a coffee/tea drinker, so there are Sundays when I take part, and others when I do not. I want to share the story of one occasion during the after-service social time that had a lasting effect on my life.

Walking into the gym, I was immediately drawn to a young man standing alone. The Spirit prompted me to go and speak to him. I hesitated but again felt a prompting.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able to locate my vehicle easily.

Wow," the woman said. "I sure could use a gadget like that to help me find my car."

"Actually," I replied, "that's my husband."

I believe in you ... I also believe in bigfoot so don't get too excited.