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Sunday greetings, everyone!

I hope that by the time you read this I have fewer than 300 emails in my inbox. It sounds like a lot, but it is great progress toward my zero-inbox goal!

Today's video share is of a very unique train station where nobody gets off to stay!
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Enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated digest!

~ Pastor Tim 

If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving!

My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another dog.
--Henny Youngman

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss things;
Little minds discuss people.

When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
--Steven Wright

A gentleman never insults someone unintentionally.
--Oscar Wilde

Noah was an amateur; the Titanic was built by professionals.
--Malcolm Allison

I live by my principles, and one of my principles is flexibility.
--Br. Everett Dirksen

Only dead fish "go with the flow."

It is not enough to have every intelligent person in the country voting for me. I need a majority.
--Adlai Stevenson

No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
--George Coote

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
--Douglas Adams

A politician will always be there when he needs you.
--Ian Walsh

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life.
--Thomas Huxley

Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
--Ambrose Bierce

Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on our birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.

"Be a Billionaire!"

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Said mother tern to baby, "as you have been so good, would you like a brother?"

Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern, deserves another."

"If you're telling yourself you don't deserve a second chance from God, remind yourself you didn't deserve the first one either."

- Louie Giglio

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

After two and a half weeks of being sick with many days in bed, I have come to appreciate what some people go through when they have a severe sickness. My sickness wasn’t that devastating. It just sucked the energy out of me and caused me a lot of coughing and sneezing.

I barely had enough energy to get out of bed, walk to the living room, and sit in my easy chair for my morning cup of coffee. I paused for a few moments to catch my breath after that strenuous trip.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on your birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.

If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving!

My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another dog.
--Henny Youngman

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss things;
Little minds discuss people.

When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
--Steven Wright

Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?"

Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern deserves another."