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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Grandma Cybersalt and I are on another trip. She is attending a conference for her refugee sponsorship work and we are working in family visits before and after (and me during too!)

Today's video share will have you holding your breath in anticipation of how this lizard can stay under water for 18 minutes! 
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~ Pastor Tim 

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his expertise.

The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, Cindy said proudly, "There! I've done it! I made it balance!"

Impressed, Mike came over to take a look.

"Let's see...mortgage 1550.00, electricity 170.50, phone 85.00."

His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, 615.00. What is that?"

"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!!!"

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special, sir," he replied.

"We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

"The tone with which you begin a conflict is one of the most important predictors of the outcome. Begin softly and lovingly. You'll end up in a better place."

- Henry Cloud

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

While researching the topic of salt, one article suggested that there are more than 14,000 uses for this common ingredient! Who knew??

The most common use that comes to mind is that of table salt. However, salt is referenced many times throughout Scripture as a preserver, a component in healing, and a valuable ingredient to enhance the flavour of food.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.