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Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 36th birthday to Alyssa, our first born: WOW!
This week I went with a friend and his wife to scatter his father's ashes. Upon arriving near the small beach where this was to take place, we discovered the road to the beach blocked by 3 Hydro (electrical utility) trucks. At first we thought, "Oh No, what are we going to do now?" but, after we explained why we were there, the workers walked us past the lines they were working on. This allowed us to walk the rest of the way to the beach. What looked like an obstacle turned out to be a blessing: God had provided the beach for us alone to share that solemn moment together.
Some people learn to play a musical instrument because it "speaks to them." But in today's video share we see a musical instrument that wants you to speak to it!
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~ Pastor Tim
Searching For Witnesses
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.
"Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer.
"Sir," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole."
One-Liner #1855
I am now "take-a-picture-of-labels-with-my-phone-so-I-can-blow-it-up-bigger-and-read-it" years old.
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Disagreement Pun
A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."
A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."
Quote #2290
"Nobody is more full of hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up."
- Unknown
Do It Yourself Appliance Repair
My wife and I were newly married and I was trying to impress her with my technical expertise.
I was trying to repair our washing machine but was unable to determine where a loose wire belonged. After working at it for several minutes, I decided to consult the experts.
I took the wire along with all the details (model, serial number, etc.) of my machine to a local repair shop. I explained my situation to the technician, who looked at the wire for several minutes. He said he thought it looked familiar, but he couldn't tell me where it belonged either.
Taking the wire, he said he would have to consult with some colleagues who were working in the back.
After several minutes, he reemerged with the wire in hand. He said they decided the mystery wire had nothing to do with the operation of my washing machine. It was the underwire from one of my wife's bras.
I'm sure the technicians in the shop had a nice laugh at my expense. I was still red-faced and embarrassed when I returned home to tell my wife about my discovery.
And she hasn't stopped laughing yet!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
Don't You Love It?
- photo by Susan PageDon’t you love it when you open God’s Word and something new and exciting captures your attention?
You may have read the Scripture you’ve landed on before. This time, in a single moment of clarity the Holy Spirit sheds His light and reveals how this word is just for your unique circumstances on that given day.
This is all a part of God’s amazing grace. He is a God of both the smallest and greatest details. He cares so deeply for His beloved children. His loving attention is displayed by how He takes the time to minister to our individual needs. When you think about that, it is no wonder that our hearts fill with thanksgiving as we hum the phrase ... “Oh how He loves you and me.”
Two Scriptures jumped off the pages these past weeks and stayed with me throughout my days.
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