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Sunday greetings, everyone.
My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this year. I've always known that as I aged I would probably be seeing physicians more frequently, but I never expected I would be surrounded by old doctors as well!
Today's video share is something is a sheepish way to express your love for some one.
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~ Pastor Tim
The Head Hog
The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end saying; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!"
Puzzled, the secretary said, "Excuse me sir?"
He repeated; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!"
She then realized the man wanted to talk to the pastor. Somewhat indignant she said, "Sir if you want to talk to our pastor, you will have to address him properly. You should call him Pastor, or Reverend, or Brother, but you certainly cannot refer to him as the Head Hog at the Trough!"
The man on the other end said in a country drawl, "Oh I just wanted to donate $10,000 to the church."
The secretary promptly replied, "Can you hold please, I think the big pig just walked through the door!"
One-Liner #1872
I run like the winded.
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Egotistical Encounter
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Quote #2307
"If you can't see the sun you will be impressed with a street light. If you've never felt thunder and lightning you'll be impressed with fireworks. And if you turn your back on the greatness and majesty of God you'll fall in love with a world of shadows and short-lived pleasures."
- John Piper
One Hundred Dollars from God
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God.
He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive some divine intervention.
The worker organizes a collection among the other postal workers, who dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.
A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same hand-writing on another envelope. He opens it and reads:
"Dear God, Thank you for the 100 dollars. This month would have been so bleak otherwise. P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those thieving crooks at the Post Office."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
As If I Didn’t Already Know
I've been accused of many things throughout my life, but never having a great memory.
It's not that I don't try to remember things; I can't remember things I'm supposed to remember. It has nothing to do with my age because it started as far back as I can remember.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
I run like the winded.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end saying; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!"
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
I finally got eight hours of sleep; it took me three days, but whatever.
Editing is a rewording activity.
"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
The next time your application for a job is rejected fill this letter out and send it back.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 