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Oh look, Chicken Thursday.

We have been having some lovely December weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I've been slamming away at catching up here at work and am happy to report that my email inbox now only has emails in it from 2024. I have less than 150 to go to zero!  

Today's video share is about a camera sent to Jupiter for non-scientific reasons and what is being discovered from the data that came back!
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~ Pastor Tim 

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

*Seasonal Ways of Calling Someone a Goober*

- A couple of slates short of a full roof.

- A few pies short of a holiday.

- A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.

- All wax and no wick.

- Batteries not included.

- Bright as Alaska in December.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Got his brains as a stocking filler.

- Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

- Several nuts over fruitcake minimum.

- A few presents short of a full sleigh.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever ... we call those people cops.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

I bought a wooden car. It's got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden seats, wooden wheels, even a wooden key.

Guess what?

Wooden start.

"One kind word can warm three winter months."

- Japanese Proverb

It was a hectic day of running errands with my wife and son.

As if the stress weren't enough, four-year-old Christopher insisted on asking questions about everything, told me how to drive better, and sang every song he knew.

Finally, fed up with the incessant chatter, I made him an offer: "Christopher, if you'll be quiet for just a few minutes, I'll give you a quarter." It worked.

But when we stopped for lunch, I unknowingly began to harp on him. "Christopher, sit up straight ... don't spill your drink ... don't talk with your mouth full."

Finally he said seriously, "Dad, if you'll be quiet for just a few minutes, I'll give you a quarter."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

- photo by Susan PageJesus came and his coming transformed our world!

We do not have to look too deeply into the Christmas story to be dazzled by the transformational message of Christ’s coming to save humanity. Mary and Joseph’s reactions alone carry deep lessons on what it might mean to have our minds renewed and transformed.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.