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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.  "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake.  I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."

His friend replies, "How's that?"

"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."

*Ways To Drive A Man Crazy*

~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.

~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

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Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy Reformation Day (to those who celebrate it)!

A week and a half ago, our province had an election and it looks like one party is going to have a majority based upon 23 votes. The results are not official for 2 more weeks because the margin in some ridings was so slim an automatic judicial review must be done. In the meantime, British Columbians are chilling and enjoying being happy - or at least not being mean to each other. All this is to say that if you have an election near you that isn't decided by the end of the day it takes place on, just relax!

Today's video share is a cool one about shapes of constant width.
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~ Pastor Tim 

A woman walked up to the manager of a department store.

"Are you hiring any help?" she asked.

"No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need."

"Then would you mind getting someone to help me?" she asked.

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free, it means I am doing nothing.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

"I just killed Dracula," said Tom Swift painstakingly.

"Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas."

- Stephen Colbert

To err is human; to forgive divine.

To err is human; to purr, feline.

To err is human; two curs, canine.

To err is human; to do nothing, benign.

To err is human; to quit, resign.

To err is human; to howl, lupine.

To err is human; to solve, design.

To err is human; to moo, bovine.

To err is human; to soothe, calamine.

To err is human; to pretend, pantomime.

To err is human; to bloom, columbine.

To err is human; to prance, equine.

To err is human; to add, combine.

To err is human; to befriend, pal o' mine.

To err is human; to woo, Valentine.

To err is human; to horrify, Frankenstein.

To err is human; to straighten, align.

To err is human; to drown, Clementine.

To err is human; to twist, serpentine.

To err is human; to love, sublime.

To err is human; to cut in, go back in line!

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

- photo by Susan PageSometimes, the unexpected punch in the gut comes from those closest to us. This is my reality, and it is next to impossible to navigate these circumstances without the miraculous intervention of the Lord who is my portion.

We’ve just celebrated Thanksgiving here in Canada. This marked the second anniversary of my younger sister’s passing. That is a story for another time, but I will share that my sister was out of a relationship with my family at the time of her death. This made her death much harder to process. Many endings of close relationships either through death or other circumstances have happened on key holiday dates. These dates are meant for celebration, yet for me, each one has an undercurrent of sadness based on an ending.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.