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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4941 - September 5, 2024

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The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 36th birthday to Alyssa, our first born: WOW!

bamboo fluteThis week I went with a friend and his wife to scatter his father's ashes. Upon arriving near the small beach where this was to take place, we discovered the road to the beach blocked by 3 Hydro (electrical utility) trucks. At first we thought, "Oh No, what are we going to do now?" but, after we explained why we were there, the workers walked us past the lines they were working on. This allowed us to walk the rest of the way to the beach. What looked like an obstacle turned out to be a blessing: God had provided the beach for us alone to share that solemn moment together.

Some people learn to play a musical instrument because it "speaks to them." But in today's video share we see a musical instrument that wants you to speak to it!
Click Here to Watch

~ Pastor Tim 



Searching For Witnesses

Wooden telephone pole is in focus, a car driving away is blurry.The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.

"Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer.

"Sir," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole."



One-Liner #1855

Middle-aged woman with shoulder length blond hair and a smile on a sunny day in a grassy park.I am now "take-a-picture-of-labels-with-my-phone-so-I-can-blow-it-up-bigger-and-read-it" years old.



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Disagreement Pun

man in dress shirt and tie, holding the side of his abdomen.A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."

A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."



Quote #2290

A front loading washing machine with clothes inside mid-cycle."Nobody is more full of hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up."

- Unknown



Do It Yourself Appliance Repair

Front-loading washing machine with door open and control panel visible.My wife and I were newly married and I was trying to impress her with my technical expertise.

I was trying to repair our washing machine but was unable to determine where a loose wire belonged. After working at it for several minutes, I decided to consult the experts.

I took the wire along with all the details (model, serial number, etc.) of my machine to a local repair shop. I explained my situation to the technician, who looked at the wire for several minutes. He said he thought it looked familiar, but he couldn't tell me where it belonged either.

Taking the wire, he said he would have to consult with some colleagues who were working in the back.

After several minutes, he reemerged with the wire in hand. He said they decided the mystery wire had nothing to do with the operation of my washing machine. It was the underwire from one of my wife's bras.

I'm sure the technicians in the shop had a nice laugh at my expense. I was still red-faced and embarrassed when I returned home to tell my wife about my discovery.

And she hasn't stopped laughing yet!


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Susan Page writes . . . . 

Don't You Love It?

A close up a single white butterfly resting on a lilac bloom.- photo by Susan PageDon’t you love it when you open God’s Word and something new and exciting captures your attention?

You may have read the Scripture you’ve landed on before. This time, in a single moment of clarity the Holy Spirit sheds His light and reveals how this word is just for your unique circumstances on that given day.

This is all a part of God’s amazing grace. He is a God of both the smallest and greatest details. He cares so deeply for His beloved children. His loving attention is displayed by how He takes the time to minister to our individual needs. When you think about that, it is no wonder that our hearts fill with thanksgiving as we hum the phrase ... “Oh how He loves you and me.”

Two Scriptures jumped off the pages these past weeks and stayed with me throughout my days.

Read more

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

One-Liner #1855

Middle-aged woman with shoulder length blond hair and a smile on a sunny day in a grassy park.I am now "take-a-picture-of-labels-with-my-phone-so-I-can-blow-it-up-bigger-and-read-it" years old.

  • One-liners
  • Birthday Jokes
  • Ageing One-liners
  • Description One-liners

Searching For Witnesses

Wooden telephone pole is in focus, a car driving away is blurry.The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.

"Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer.

"Sir," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole."

  • Clean Jokes
  • Work Jokes
  • Police Jokes

Belly Talk

man in dress shirt and tie, holding the side of his abdomen.A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."

A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."

  • Clean Puns
  • Snack Puns
  • Food Puns
  • Pain Puns
  • Doctor Puns

Car Front

Black and white photo of a man in his early 60's, short beard looking off to the side as if thinking something through.If the front of your car says "DODGE," do you really need a horn?

  • Clean Puns
  • car puns
  • Car Jokes
  • Transportation Puns
  • Name Puns
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Subcategories

Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you?  Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4696
 

  

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4696

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  1996

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4696

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2050

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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