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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4943 - September 12, 2024

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The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings, everyone!

drone flight up mount everestGrandma Cybersalt and I were at a wedding reception last night. The couple, Elijah and Emily, had a guest book and polaroid cameras for taking pictures to put next to where we signed. You know you are getting older when you can actually remember when throwback technology was actually new and exciting! 

Today's video share is a relaxed way to see the top of Mount Everest: by drone!
Click here to watch.

~ Pastor Tim 



Radiator Cap Repair

Old style blue Volkswagen bug parked on leaves in a park with trees and pathways.I remember an old car I used to own. You know the kind, ratty and raggedy, driven when I was a poor college student. I was having trouble with something I couldn't readily identify myself, so I took it into the shop.

The mechanic looked at it a couple of minutes and said, "What you really need is the radiator cap solution."

"Oh," I said, trying not to sound too confused. "Do you mean the radiator cap isn't holding enough pressure?"

"That's part of the problem" he said. "What you really need to do is lift the radiator cap and drive another car under it. Then the next day you can replace the radiator cap, and it should solve your problem."



One-Liner #1857

close up of man with sun glasses smiling and looking off to the left.I changed my car horn to a gunshot sound; people move out of the way a lot faster now.



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Democracy

An AI generated head shot of a count from feudal times.Always remember -- in a democracy, your vote counts. But in a feudal system, your count votes.



Quote #2292

Young black man with a red and brown striped shirt looking slight left with one hand resting at his left temple."It is my conviction that slight shifts in imagination have more impact on living than major efforts at change."

- Thomas Moore



Save Your Money, Hypocrisy

Woman in late 40s with a shocked expression.My husband-to-be helped his aunt take the furniture of her boyfriend's home to a charity after the gentleman had passed away. She asked him if we still needed anything for our new life, and he told her that we had everything but a bedroom set. She graciously gave him the master bedroom set from the home.

The problem was that the poor man had died on the mattress, and I wanted to replace it with a new mattress, with my next paycheck. I really didn't want to sleep on a bed that someone had died in.

My mother-in-law-to-be heard the story. She urged me not to be silly and to use the perfectly good mattress instead of spending the money on a new one.

My mother-in-law-to-be soon came for an overnight visit.

The next morning she came out of her bedroom, and immediately asked me how I had slept, and I told her I had had a great night's sleep. She promptly reminded me of how I had foolishly wanted to buy a new mattress, and that I didn't appear to have suffered much sleeping on a bed that someone had died in.

I quickly answered that I had indeed bought a new mattress, and it was she that had slept on the poor man's mattress.

It's really fun to watch a person's face turn that many shades of "pale"!


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Susan Page writes . . . . 

The Joy of the Lord

sunflower- photo by Susan PageMy day began with the startling realization that we had gone from summer temperatures to chilly fall ones, overnight. That made me feel sad because I am a summer kind of girl.

Grabbing a sweater, I made breakfast and turned on the news.

My spirits plummeted to the point where I was in tears. World events were horrific. How did we get here? Where is God in this broken messed up war-torn world? People are suffering, innocent children are part of the carnage. Why can’t world leaders not see that war is not the way to solve disagreements?

Solomon once said, “There’s nothing new under the sun.” Will we never learn from history, from those who have gone before?

Read more

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

🤣 Unexpected Plot Twist in the Amazon: Missionary's Toast!

picture of the amazon rainforestA missionary in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast."

A ray of light breaks forth from the sky and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT toast. Pick up that stone in front of you and bash the head of the chief."

  • Pearly Gates Jokes

Read more: 🤣 Unexpected Plot Twist in the Amazon: Missionary's Toast!

One-Liner #1857

close up of man with sun glasses smiling and looking off to the left.I changed my car horn to a gunshot sound; people move out of the way a lot faster now.

  • One-liners
  • Car Jokes
  • Respect One-liners
  • Logic One-liners
  • Truth One-liners

Radiator Cap Repair

Old style blue Volkswagen bug parked on leaves in a park with trees and pathways.I remember an old car I used to own. You know the kind, ratty and raggedy, driven when I was a poor college student. I was having trouble with something I couldn't readily identify myself, so I took it into the shop.

The mechanic looked at it a couple of minutes and said, "What you really need is the radiator cap solution."

"Oh," I said, trying not to sound too confused. "Do you mean the radiator cap isn't holding enough pressure?"

"That's part of the problem" he said. "What you really need to do is lift the radiator cap and drive another car under it. Then the next day you can replace the radiator cap, and it should solve your problem."

  • Clean Jokes
  • Car Jokes
  • Student Jokes
  • Car Repair Jokes

Democracy

An AI generated head shot of a count from feudal times.Always remember -- in a democracy, your vote counts. But in a feudal system, your count votes.

  • Clean Puns
  • Medieval Puns
  • History Puns
  1. The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4942 - September 8, 2024
  2. One-Liner #1856
  3. A Happy Thought
  4. Keep Walking

Subcategories

Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you?  Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4696
 

  

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4696

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  1996

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4696

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2050

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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