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It's a good day ... the bulb finally burned out on my check engine light!

One of our elders is raising rabbits. They live in a rabbit hutch in his backyard.

I decided that they needed a more classy domicile so I made a sign for their enclosure which reads: "Hare Salon."

- Raul el Perro

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Grandma Cybersalt and I had a fun time watching the last flight of the Martin Mars water bomber, which I told you about last Sunday. Unfortunately there was another error between my keyboard and my seat and I didn't update the shared video link. I have fixed it in last week's news and you can watch that news story by clicking here.

Today's video share shows the last flight and landing of that amazing plane.
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~ Pastor Tim 

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'.

I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG."

The driver looked over at me and said, "I'm not Bob."

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of coffee; this means that the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

I went on a date the other night with a woman who works at a zoo.

She's a keeper.

"So many marriages fail because men and women today study their rights before learning about their responsibilities."

- Unknown

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if a blind man wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...

He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

- photo by Susan PageI recently heard the expression, “I am more of a peace faker than a peacemaker.” This saying intrigued me; I had never heard it before.

We are constantly bombarded with the world’s standards concerning “healthy relationships.” Secular psychology may promote living an emotionally healthy life including advice like getting things off your chest. Just tell the other person what you think … don’t hold back, let it all hang out. You may think that doing so will clear your head and end your stress. You’ve probably heard the expression, … “If it feels good, just do it!” Why keep the peace, or fake it? In other words, if someone has hurt you, then strike back, and don’t let it trip you emotionally. You only pass through this world once and might as well travel light.

God holds us to a much higher standard.

The word peace is mentioned 429 times in the King James Version of the bible. Keeping the peace and being filled with peace is particularly important to God.

“Turn from evil and do good; seek peace and pursue it” (Psalm 34:14).

“There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil, but joy for those who promote peace” (Proverbs 12:20).

“The fruit of righteousness will be peace; the effect of righteousness will be quietness and confidence forever” (Isaiah 32:17).

“Salt is good, but if it loses its saltiness, how can you make it salty again? Have salt in yourselves, and be at peace with each other” (Mark 9:50).

Jesus said to His chosen followers; “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God” (Matt. 5:9).

Are we being hypocritical if we “fake” being a peacemaker? Have you ever heard the expression; do the right thing and the feelings will follow? I have thought about this a great deal. I concluded that pursuing peace is always what we want to aim for. At the same time, we need to remember to be true to the values we uphold.

The Lord Himself who gives us peace, left us these words, “Peace, I leave with you; My peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid” (John 14:27).

Practice makes perfect. Peace must be practiced. If we begin our day in peace (time with God), we can better claim His peace when discord comes knocking at our door.

As we approach each new day let us remember our Prince of Peace, who said these words … “Blessed are the Peacemakers.”

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.