A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
So they went out to the flagpole with ladder and tape measures. They fell off the ladder, dropped the tape measures, and generally bungled the whole affair.
An engineer came along and saw what they were trying to do.
He walked over and pulled the flagpole out of the ground. He laid it flat, measured it from end to end and gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away.
After the engineer had gone, one manager turned to another and laughed.
"Isn't that just like an engineer! We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"
What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on your birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.
If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving!
Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?"
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 