Click here to view this edition online!
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings, everyone!
I imagine that many of you, when flying, have taken pictures of your plane from inside of it. But how many of you have taken pictures of it from the outside when it is flying? Well, I have and the above picture is proof. Unfortunately, the reason I was able to do that from the outside is because it left without us!
Why our plane left without us is a long story, but let it suffice to say that we were rebooked for a flight in the next morning and after Grandma Cybersalt and I "slept" overnight in an airport terminal for the second time in less than a year, we did eventually get home from our trip. (BTW, that missed plane and a very busy last weekend, are the reason there were no mailings last week.)
Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
Distraught Senior
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
One-Liner #1920
Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Double Trouble
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. It's because they are Inca hoots.
Quote #2355
"If we could see what happens when we pray, we would never stop praying."
- Unknown
How Many People it Took to Make You!
1)............1 YOU
2)............2 parents
3)............4 grandparents
4)............8 great grandparents
5)...........16 gg grandparents
6)...........32 ggg grandparents
7)...........64 gggg grandparents
8)..........128 ggggg grandparents
9)..........256 gggggg grandparents
10..........512 ggggggg grandparents
11).......1,024 gggggggg grandparents
12).......2,048 ggggggggg grandparents
13).......4,096 gggggggggg grandparents
14).......8,192 ggggggggggg grandparents
15)......16,184 gggggggggggg grandparents
16)......32,768 ggggggggggggg grandparents
17)......65,536 gggggggggggggg grandparents
18).....131,072 ggggggggggggggg grandparents
19).....262,144 gggggggggggggggg grandparents
20).....524,288 ggggggggggggggggg grandparents
21)...1,048,576 gggggggggggggggggg grandparents
22)...2,097,152 ggggggggggggggggggg grandparents
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Don’t Call Me Stupid, Just Whisper It
One thing that irritates me is people talking behind my back. I want to be part of the conversation because I know more about me than they do. Or at least I think I do
While in the mall recently, I passed two people, and I heard one say, "Doesn't he look stupid?"
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. It's because they are Inca hoots.
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.
Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep.
I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
"Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires."
Aincient Bookplate
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 