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My wife told me I've grown as a person ... her actual words were "You've gotten fat" but I know what she meant.

A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.

A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters' father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."

The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Happy birthday to my mom, Diane, who turns 85 tomorrow!

Today's video share is more evidence of a part of human nature that I find quite curious and entertaining. It seems that no matter what mankind invents, it isn't long before some people want to race with it! 
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 

The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.

She said, "Hon, I thought you were going to your lodge meeting."

"It was postponed." he replied. "The wife of the Grand Exalted Invincible Supreme Potentate had other plans for him tonight."

The 'back' in horseback riding is probably unnecessary.

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

I work in a bread factory. I'm a loafer.

When you think there's no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic's restaurant.

- unknown

If I can throw a single ray of light across the darkened pathway of another;
If I can aid some soul to clearer sight of life and duty, and thus bless my brother;
If I can wipe from any human cheek a tear,
I shall not have lived my life in vain while here.

If I can guide some erring one to truth, inspire within his heart a sense of duty;
If I can plant within my soul of rosy youth a sense of right, a love of truth and beauty;
If I can teach one man that God and heaven are near,
I shall not then have lived in vain while here.

If from my mind I banish doubt and fear, and keep my life attuned to love and kindness;
If I can scatter light and hope and cheer, and help remove the curse of mental blindness;
If I can make more joy, more hope, less pain,
I shall not have lived and loved in vain.

If by life's roadside I can plant a tree, beneath whose shade some wearied head may rest,
Though I may never share its beauty, I shall yet be truly blest
Though no one knows my name, nor drops a flower upon my grave,
I shall not have lived in vain while here.

- Author Unknown

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, I wrote a devotional entitled Tennis Foul. In it, I shared how I love the game of tennis, both playing and watching. My son-in-law likes to tease me because he thinks watching a ball hit back and forth for hours on end is boring. Yet, he’s a Nascar nut… go figure!

In my last devotional on this subject, I shared how disappointed I was to see an episode of unsportsmanlike conduct by a player on the women’s circuit. Viewing this display gave me pause to think of my unforced errors in the game of life, so to speak.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."