Being a baby must be scary; imagine sleeping at home and you wake up at Wal-Mart.
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
You may have on the news that parts of the province of Ontario (3,000 miles away from Cybersalt World Headquarters) experienced an ice storm last Friday and that power was out for well over 100,000 people. My parents were, and still are, affected by the outage: today is their 6th day without electricity. As hard as that sounds, they also live in the country where their water supply is a well, so without electricity they also have had no running water for that whole time. There is more I could go into about what they are suffering right now, but I will leave things there and ask you to pray for them in this trial which has heaped up even more upon struggles they already are facing in life.
Today's video share contains a lot of helpful information to help us as targets in the war for our attention.
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
The computer swallowed Grandpa
Yes honestly, its true.
He pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It's devoured him completely
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe he's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I've even used the internet
But nothing could I find.
I asked Jeeves in desperation
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found online.
So, if someday in your 'Inbox'
My Grandpa you should see.
Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' him
In an e-mail back to me.
Fun fact: Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
I wrote a book on penguins.
Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.
"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually."
- Unknown
The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C.
The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.
(Thanks to Randy B. for submitting this.)
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
- photo by Susan Page“Father, forgive,” I know not why
or how these words could be Your cry
Forgiveness was your heartfelt plea
as you hung suffering on that tree
Betrayed by those who were your friends
They fled, and hid, and in the end
You still forgave and gave your life
a willing gift, a sacrifice
“Father, forgive,” this was Your prayer
for those who beat and stripped you bare
Salvation came at such a cost
It was through death You saved the lost
Your wounds were raw, Your pain so great
Yet, You showed love, instead of hate
You offered grace so we might know
this kind of love we too can show
"Father, forgive," when we hold tight
and choose the wrong, instead of right
Forgiveness in those final hours
Lord, fill us with forgiving power
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
The computer swallowed Grandpa
Yes honestly, its true.
He pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It's devoured him completely
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe he's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I wrote a book on penguins.
Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.
Fun fact: Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you? Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
