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Thank you, everyone, for your congratulations and comments in response to this past Sunday's Cybersalt Digest #5000!
Today's video share is about one of the coldest places on earth - and it is a lot farther from the poles than one would expect!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Wimpy Dad
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small girl into bed. She was about to turn off the light when she asked with a tremor in her voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave her a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by her shaking little voice: "The big sissy."
One-Liner #1915
Scurvy: When life doesn't give you lemons.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
No Hate, Just Chill
Stop hating on lazy people.
We didn't even do anything.
Quote #2350
"I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them."
- Unknown
Unexpected Windfall
From the Scottish Daily Record 2-Dec-01.
Some bus fare dodgers in the UK who, thinking they were getting away with avoiding bus fares by using substitute coins in the fare machine, were giving away a treasure trove of outdated, foreign coins.
For example, two gold half-sovereigns worth about $45 each were found in the collection. In total the rare coins tallied to about $7,500.
The bus company, Lothian Buses in Scotland, donated the coins to charity.
Jesus looked directly at them and asked, "Then what is the meaning of that which is written: "'The stone the builders rejected has become the capstone'? - Luke 20:17
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
Become What We Behold
- photo by Susan Page“Give up the struggle and the fight; relax in the omnipotence of the Lord Jesus; look up into His lovely face and as you behold Him, He will transform you into His likeness. You do the beholding--He does the transforming. There is no short-cut to holiness.” - Alan Redpath
The topic of transformation is … quite frankly, transforming! Consider the renewal we see all around us. The tadpole changes into a frog. The caterpillar metamorphizes into a beautiful butterfly and the downpour of a fresh spring rain brings renewal. Transformation is displayed in God’s very own handiwork.
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Scurvy: When life doesn't give you lemons.
Stop hating on lazy people.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small girl into bed. She was about to turn off the light when she asked with a tremor in her voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
Being a baby must be scary; imagine sleeping at home and you wake up at Wal-Mart.
I once dated a girl that was actually a ghost.
"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor."
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
One important thing I have learned is that you don’t appreciate something until it’s missing. I’ve learned that by many things that I just took for granted.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 