I wrote a book on penguins.
Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.
Fun fact: Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
A police: officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain:. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Read more: Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣
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Sunday greetings, everyone.
If you are feeling weary today it might be because you are near the end of a 31 day March. There is one more day to go - you can do it!
Having been born in the 60s and a child in the 70s, today's video share brings back many happy memories. I am glad lava lamps can still serve an important security role in today's online world.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs.
Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is easiest for you."
With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed it back to me.
My mom and dad had 6 photos of me from 1993 and I have 235 photos of my cat from 7 - 7:05 this morning.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
- Voltaire
I knelt to pray when day was done
And prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone,
Lift from each saddened heart the pain
And let the sick be well again."
And then I woke another day
And carelessly went on my way,
The whole day long I did not try
To wipe a tear from any eye.
I did not try to share the load
Of any brother on the road.
I did not even go to see
The sick man just next door to me.
Yet once again when day was done
I prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone."
But as I prayed, into my ear
there came a voice that whispered clear,
"Pause now, my child, before you pray.
Whom have you tried to bless today?
Gods sweetest blessings always go
by hands that serve him here below."
And then I hid my face and cried,
"Forgive me, God, I have not tried,
But let me live another day
and I will live the way I pray."
- Author Unknown
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
When it comes to games, I am not a good player. I lose more times than I win, and I can’t remember the last time I won.
My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday of the year was April Fools’ Day. He often would spend the whole year developing a prank for family and friends.
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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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