Cybersalt News
There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Little Voice
A man walks into his doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."
A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1028
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
Today's Clean Pun
Flight Memories
A round-trip plane ticket: Boy, that really takes me back.
Today's Quote
Quote #1476
"Selfishness is a sin that suffocates our capacity to love."
- A.W. Tozer
Today's Illustration
Subjectivity
My daughter was coming home from work late one night, when she came across a huge building fire. As she was stuck in traffic, she thought to herself, "I must be a half a mile away from the fire, and I can feel the heat from here!"
Then she realized, she had the heater on full blast.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 