Cybersalt News
A happy 24th birthday to our youngest child, Esther Bunny Driver! How our youngest can be 24 is a mystery to me, but we did feed her regularly for the first 22 years of her life so that's probably part of it.
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site. To see a man who won't need two shoes for very long check out "Shoe Holster" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shoe-holster
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Eye Problems
"Doctor!" whined the patient. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."
The physician scratched his head, "Why have you come to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?"
"No," replied the patient, "just spots."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1032
If you answer the phone and say, "Hello, you're on the air" most telemarketers will hang up quickly.
Today's Clean Pun
Close Friends
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
Today's Quote
Quote #1480
"Any religion that professes to be concerned about the souls of men and is not concerned about the slums that damn them, the economic conditions that strangle them and the social conditions that cripple them is a spiritually moribund religion awaiting burial."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Today's Illustration
Christianity, Faith, Righteousness
A preacher and the president of a soap manufacturing company went for a walk together.
The president said, "What good is Christianity? Look at all the trouble and misery of the world! Still there, even after years, thousands of years, of teaching about goodness and truth and love and peace. Still there, after all the sermons and teachings. If Christianity is good and true, why should this be?"
The preacher said nothing. They continued walking until he noticed a child playing in the gutter.
Then the preacher said, "Look at that child. You say that soap makes people clean, but see the dirt on that youngster. Of what good is soap? With all the soap in the world, over all these years, the child is still filthy. I wonder how effective soap is, after all!"
The president of the soap company protested, "But preacher, soap cannot do any good unless it is used!"
"Exactly," replied the preacher. "Exactly."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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