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I will be at the dentist office at some point today and while there I think I may try to keep today's newest addition to the FunBlog front of mind. You know why if you check out "Baby, Dog, and Popcorn" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/baby-dog-and-popcorn
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
End Nail Biting
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.
"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That habit really bothers me!" the first one said.
"Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented, "but I broke him of that habit real quick."
"What did you do?"
"I hid his teeth!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1031
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things; but I laugh more.
Today's Clean Pun
Belly Bank
Money Belts: a waist of money.
Today's Quote
Quote #1479
"God is glorified in his people by the way we experience him, not merely by the way we think about him."
- John Piper
Today's Illustration
Work Problems
The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. After the job was completed the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed.
"Fill 'er up," he ordered.
The worker did as he'd been told. But he ran into a problem. He couldn't get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem.
The boss snorted, "Honestly! The kind of help you get these days! There's obviously only one thing to do. You'll have to dig that hole deeper!"
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