Cybersalt News
If you have ever waited patiently for someone to return with food to cook for supper, you'll understand how the bear in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site feels. You'll find "Salmon Wait" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/salmon-wait
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Cinderoofer
When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open.
Our neighbors were having their roof reshingled by three burly men. As I went out to get the mail one afternoon, I heard a roofer singing, "...put it together and what do you get?"
"From the other side of the house came a chorus of two more husky voices: "Bibbidi bobbidi, bibbidi bobbidi, bibbidi, bobbidi boo!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1030
What do they put for 'hair color' on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Today's Clean Pun
Battle Talk
When it comes to a battle with words, I'm always ready to mumble.
Today's Quote
Quote #1478
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."
- Oscar Wilde
Today's Illustration
Heredity
With her brown eyes and curly hair, our youngest daughter takes after my husband. At three, she was a lively, mischievous girl, and people often remarked on how cute she was. One day I was standing with her in the supermarket when a woman commented on how cute she was.
My smile disappeared when she asked, "Is she really yours?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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