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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Even if you aren't a fan of Track and Field events, give this video a watch to enjoy the triumph of the finish and the very entertaining commentary as the race is called. You'll find "What a Finish!!" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/what-a-finish
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Wills Explained
I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the students:
"Why do people choose to have their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their estate?"
After students offered various theories, one fellow raised his hand.
"This may be a bit off the point," he said, "but when I was little, after my brother and sister finished playing with me, they would put me into a drawer."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1033
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer; I saw it through my binoculars last night.
Today's Clean Pun
Christening Ink
"Traditional christening services are being replaced by ceremonies where the newborn's name will be tattooed on some part of one or both parents' anatomy.
Their choice of decorative script is, as one archbishop observed, the closest some of these people will ever get to a font."
Today's Quote
Quote #1481
"Life is ten percent what happens to us and ninety percent how we respond to it."
- Charles Swindoll
Today's Illustration
Marriage, Compatability
A fellow asked his friend why he never married.
The friend replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman; I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now," said the fellow. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the fellow.
"Because she was looking for the perfect man."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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