Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Believe me, the irony that the link for yesterday's inspirational video "Taking God Seriously" was actually the link for "Jazz Cows" was not lost on me. The correct link is:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/taking-god-seriously
There is also a new Funny Computer Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "You've Got Mail - Old School!" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/you-ve-got-mail-old-school
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Best Man
A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game.
The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and was watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at the fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."
His girlfriend snuggled closer and said to the surprised young man, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I accept!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1021
If you love something, let it go: unless it's balloons.
Today's Clean Pun
Emperor Lettuce
Caesar once ruled Rome, a vast domain.
Now he's a salad, a vast Romaine.
Today's Quote
Quote #1469
"As scarce as truth is, it has always been in excess of the demand."
- Josh Billings
Today's Illustration
Let It Rest
MORAL: God knows what He's doing for all of us. He is the potter, and we are His clay. He will mold us and make us, so that we may be made into a flawless piece of work to fulfill His good, pleasing, and perfect plan for us so LET IT REST!
No use in arguing with those who have no clue, or trying to make them understand your point of view.
So let it rest!
No use in turning lively discussions into a heated one, or turning road rage into murder with a gun.
So let it rest!
No use in exchanging hurtful words or insults, or letting your blood pressure skyrocket as a result!
So let it rest!
No use in stressing yourself out, or walking around mad or in a pout.
So let it rest!
No use in worrying about what others think about you or what they say. Just continue walking and living the right way.
So let it rest!
No use in trying to be what others want you to be, for the only one you have to prove anything to is God the Almighty
So let it rest!
In God's hands are our problems and pests. God knows and does what is best.
So in God, let it rest!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Hey Baby Boomers! Some of our old favorites have been re-released. The following songs are on a new album called "Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies."
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