"Traditional christening services are being replaced by ceremonies where the newborn's name will be tattooed on some part of one or both parents' anatomy.
Their choice of decorative script is, as one archbishop observed, the closest some of these people will ever get to a font."
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer; I saw it through my binoculars last night.
I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the students:
"Why do people choose to have their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their estate?"
After students offered various theories, one fellow raised his hand.
"This may be a bit off the point," he said, "but when I was little, after my brother and sister finished playing with me, they would put me into a drawer."
A happy 24th birthday to our youngest child, Esther Bunny Driver! How our youngest can be 24 is a mystery to me, but we did feed her regularly for the first 22 years of her life so that's probably part of it.
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site. To see a man who won't need two shoes for very long check out "Shoe Holster" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shoe-holster
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"Doctor!" whined the patient. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."
The physician scratched his head, "Why have you come to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?"
"No," replied the patient, "just spots."
If you answer the phone and say, "Hello, you're on the air" most telemarketers will hang up quickly.
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
"Any religion that professes to be concerned about the souls of men and is not concerned about the slums that damn them, the economic conditions that strangle them and the social conditions that cripple them is a spiritually moribund religion awaiting burial."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
A preacher and the president of a soap manufacturing company went for a walk together.
The president said, "What good is Christianity? Look at all the trouble and misery of the world! Still there, even after years, thousands of years, of teaching about goodness and truth and love and peace. Still there, after all the sermons and teachings. If Christianity is good and true, why should this be?"
The preacher said nothing. They continued walking until he noticed a child playing in the gutter.
Then the preacher said, "Look at that child. You say that soap makes people clean, but see the dirt on that youngster. Of what good is soap? With all the soap in the world, over all these years, the child is still filthy. I wonder how effective soap is, after all!"
The president of the soap company protested, "But preacher, soap cannot do any good unless it is used!"
"Exactly," replied the preacher. "Exactly."
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
