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There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. Check out "Toot Truck" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/toot-truck
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Guard Dog Karate
A young couple lived in a town filled with crime.
After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
Visiting the pet store, the young wife asked for a good guard dog.
"Sorry, we're all sold out," the clerk replied. "All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he does know karate!"
The woman didn't believe the clerk, so he told the dog to karate a chair. The dog broke the chair into pieces. Then he told the dog to karate a table, and the dog quickly broke the table in half. So the woman bought the dog and took it home.
Her husband was disappointed and skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.
The wife told him about the dog's excellent karate skills.
"Karate, my butt!" the husband yelled.
To this very day, he is still in the hospital.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1036
English is the Lingua Franca par excellence!
Today's Clean Pun
Far-Fetched
A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away: seems pretty far-fetched.
Today's Quote
Quote #1484
"Don't hold together what must fall apart; the familiar crumbles so the new life can begin."
- Bryant McGill
Today's Illustration
Born Salesman
I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer, and a motor from me. "Thanks," he said as he loaded them up. "I'm planning to resell them."
Good luck, I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he'd sold everything.
"How did you manage that?" I marveled.
"I took out an ad: 'Heavy-duty boat trailer with free boat.' When the buyer came to get it, I asked if he had a motor. He said no. I told him I happened to have one in my garage. Bought that, too."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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