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By now many of you have seen the video of the woman excited and laughing over the Chewbacca mask she bought herself for her birthday. If you haven't - or if you want to watch it again - I've added it to the FunBlog. You'll find "Chewbacca Mask Video" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/chewbacca-mask-video
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Extra Fudge
I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge.
The girl replied, "The hot fudge only comes in one temperature, ma'am."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1059
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Today's Clean Pun
Hospital Wing
A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."
The Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
Today's Quote
Quote #1507
"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares."
- Henri Nouwen
Today's Illustration
Creativity, Different Approaches, Right Answers
Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test as part of the application process. Though both of them found the test a breeze, they also both admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."
"How did you answer that last one?" asked Robert. "I thought it was tough at first ... then I thought of Superintendent."
"I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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