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Today's Funny Picture is a good reminder to pay attention to the name of any contractors you are hiring to do home renovations. You'll find "Surreal Construction" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/surreal-construction
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Tail Light
"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan.
His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
"Aw, come now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious."
"It isn't?" cried the motorist.
"What happened to my boat and trailer?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1058
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Today's Clean Pun
Soggy Bob
That SpongeBob: so self-absorbed.
Today's Quote
Quote #1506
Two things to remember in life:
- Take care of your thoughts when you are alone.
- Take care of your words when you are with people.
Today's Illustration
Second Career
A RETIRED Navy admiral, my father began a second career working in a bank. One morning, while he prepared his desk for the day, he was approached by a young officer from the nearby Naval base.
"Sorry, but this department isn't open yet," Dad said.
"But it's nine o'clock!" protested the officer.
My father didn't look at his watch. Instead, he surveyed his customer's uniform.
"Ensign," he snapped, "I'll decide when it's nine o'clock!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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