Cybersalt News
A new Funny Dog Video has been added to the Cybersalt Site. It shows a husky that really wants a bath. Check out "Husky Bath" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/husky-bath
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Invitation
Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast.
Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband.
"Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn't you?"
"Er, yes, I did," said the husband. "But I couldn't spell convenience, so I made it risk."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1056
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Today's Clean Pun
That Explains It!
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.
Today's Quote
Quote #1504
"Nobody wants a God who declines to deal with evil. They just want a God who declines to deal with their evil"
- Greg Gilbert
Today's Illustration
Getting Rid of the Monsters
A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. "Every night," the man said, "I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me."
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I feel sure I can cure you of this problem. But the treatment will cost you somewhere between twenty-five and thirty thousand dollars."
"Thirty thousand dollars!" the man gasped. "Never mind getting rid of the monsters, Doctor. I think I'll go home and try to make friends with them!"
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