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There is a new Funny Bike Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Some tread water while others tread faces; you'll see what I mean when you check out "Face Tread" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/face-tread
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Waiting at the Door
I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said.
"What an example of true love," I replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"
"Honey," my wife answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1041
Tomorrow, which isn't even here yet, will never be the day after tomorrow again.
Today's Clean Pun
Seasonal Dieting
Finally, my winter fat is gone.
Now all I have are spring rolls.
Today's Quote
Quote #1489
"Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be."
– Jeremy Schwartz
Today's Illustration
Quality of Life
My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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