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Some people think it would be cool to have a time machine and then there are those people who need a time machine to bee cool. The latter is the case with the person in today's Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Time Machine Cool" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/time-machine-cool
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Divy It Up
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, little Morris raised his hand.
The teacher called on Morris for his answer.
With complete sincerity in his voice, little Morris answered, "A lawyer!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1054
What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?
Today's Clean Pun
Adhesive Question
Glue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron?
Today's Quote
Quote #1502
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
– Josh Billings
Today's Illustration
Forgiveness and Temptation
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. 'Lead us not into temptation.'"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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