Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone!

Today's Cybersalt News features a humble request from long-time Cybersaltine, Walter Smith.  Walter writes:

"This my pal Jacob Meek. He loves getting postcards, I have been sending cards for about four years, and he keeps them in an album. Jacob is thirty-one and has had some struggles. He had two strokes last year and is now pretty much wheel chair bound. His parents Blake and Lynn keep him very busy going to car shows etc. They are awesome parents, not everyone can do this.

I was hoping that you could get some postcards and flood him a little love with a post card or two. I am so blessed by the Lord to have healthy children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. You can mention that we are friends, and I know he’d love hearing from you. Thank you for your help, anyone else that would want to get involved will be welcome.

Jacob Meek, 3205 E. 31st St., Odessa, Tx 79752

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Biblical Spokespersons

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters?

Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:

Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?

Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com):
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.

Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.

Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half.

Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dream coat.

[gbwl]Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.

Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002 ... B.C.E.

Job for NASDAQ: 'Nuff said.

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