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The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site shows a couple of guys who obviously have missed a few human resources seminars. You'll find "No Girls Allowed" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/no-girls-allowed
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Extra Languages
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two guys are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
The two guys just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
The first guy turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."
"Why?" says the other.
"That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1053
Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Today's Clean Pun
Math Decorator
Hey Archimedes, I love what you've done with displace!
Today's Quote
Quote #1501
Jesus did not say “Come to my seminar.” Or “Come to my conference.” Jesus said “Come to my table;” “Come and dine;” “Come and see” and "Come to me."
- Leonard Sweet
Today's Illustration
Bus Stop
Once there was couple traveling on a bus in a mountainous area. Close to their destination they decided to get off a bit early and enjoy a short walk the rest of the way.
After the couple got off the bus, it proceeded on its route, but 100 feet later a huge boulder fell on the bus, crushing it and killing everybody on board.
Upon see this happen the couple said, "We wish we were on that bus."
Why do you think they said that?
Think about it and then scroll down for the answer.
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If the couple had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get off, the resulting time delay would have been avoided and the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed.
Remember and consider others in life.
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