I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.
When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember.
"You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the roughness of the engine."
"No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly.
"Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband probingly.
"It cost the same as always." said the wife.
"I told the man to put in the usual ten dollars worth."
Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not!
A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Site and getting mailings out until July 12, but that we decided to continue to celebrate Chicken Thursdays with new mailings. Wouldn't you know it I'm late this week! On the plus side, there is nothing like 17 hours of sleeping and napping to erase some long days of travelling!
Remember, you can still find thousands of pages to give you your Cybersalt fix at www.cybersalt.org
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember.
"You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the roughness of the engine."
"No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly.
"Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband probingly.
"It cost the same as always." said the wife.
"I told the man to put in the usual ten dollars worth."
Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.
So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.
"There is no private Christianity. To be a Christian is to be in relationship."
- E. Radner
Items Needed:
Why???
1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others.
2) RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be flexible; things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out.
3) BAND AID - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.
4) PENCIL - to remind you to list your blessings everyday.
5) ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes mistakes and that's OK.
6) CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.
7) MINT - to remind you that you are worth a mint.
8) CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday.
9) TEA BAG - to remind you to relax daily and reflect on all the positive things in your life.
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, share a word of praise and they always open their hearts to us.
Show your friends how much you care.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.
Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.
Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you? Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
