A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?"
"The glaciers brought them down," said the guide.
"But where are the glaciers?" The lady asked.
"The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice, "have gone back for more rocks."
A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?"
"The glaciers brought them down," the guide replied.
"But where are the glaciers?" the lady continued.
"The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice, "have gone back for more rocks."
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild ...
except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I'm not sure what frame rate the human eye operates at, but under certain circumstances if you display water to it at 24 frames per second (24fps) some cool things appear. You can see what I mean by checking out "Amazing Water Experiment" - the latest entry in the FunBlog at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/amazing-water-experiment
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Silent Drums
An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums.
"What are those drums?" asked the anthropologist, knowing he was in cannibal country.
The guide turned to him and said "No worry. Drums OK, but very bad when they stop."
They both went ghostly pale when the drums suddenly stopped. The guide crouched in the belly of the canoe and covered his ears.
"Do as I do! Very important!" intoned the guide with great urgency.
"Why? What does this mean?" asked the panicked anthropologist.
"Drums stop! Next come guitar solo!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1090
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Today's Clean Pun
Dough!
I didn't mean to gain weight.
It happened by snaccident.
Today's Quote
Quote #1538
Four things you can't recover from:
- The stone after the throw.
- The word after it's said.
- The occasion after it's missed.
- The time after it's gone.
- Deanna Wadsworth
Today's Illustration
Intimidation
A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a beer, or...!"
Scared, the bartender serves the man his beer. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it.
The next day, the hooligan returns. "Give me a beer, or...!"
"O-o-o-o-r-r-r w-what?" stammers the bartender.
"... a small Coke."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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