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There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dental Therapy" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dental-therapy
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Birthday Heart Attack
Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card.
He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.
Later when his father opened his gifts, he was surprised to read aloud,
"Happy birthday to a wonderful Dad. Now that I'm a father too . . ."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1082
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Today's Clean Pun
No Bologna
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."
Today's Quote
Quote #1530
"Most Christians don't hear God's voice because we've already decided we aren't going to do what He says."
- A.W. Tozer
Today's Illustration
Knowing Your Spouse
One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and tribulations of making the journey from childhood to adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a lake in Wisconsin or Michigan.
Every year, it seems, we would get on a highway a few miles out of the city, and mom would wail, "Oh my goodness! I think left the iron on." And almost every year we would turn around and go back. But as I recall, not once was it was ever plugged in. She often had the same fear that all our earthly possessions would disappear in a fire caused by her forgetfulness.
When I was about 14 years old, we were headed out of Chicago for Lake Geneva, Wisconsin and, sure enough, Mom gasped, "I just know I left the iron on."
My father didn't say a word, just pulled over onto the shoulder of the road, got out, opened the trunk and handed her the iron.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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