Cybersalt News
Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bird-teenager
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Mistakes
If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a new style...
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident...
If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture...
If parents makes a mistake,
It is a new generation...
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law...
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion...
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a new theory...
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is our mistake......
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a "MISTAKE"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1093
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
Today's Clean Pun
Old McPixel
I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland;
but they all turned out really grainy.
Today's Quote
Quote #1541
Discipline says, "I need to."
Duty says, "I ought to."
Devotion says, "I want to."
- Adrian Rogers
Today's Illustration
Addiction
True story:
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home.
When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. X lives there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door and there sits their police car, lights still flashing.
Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
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