Cybersalt News
There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-food-reaction
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
I Want To Be A Bear
I want to be a bear......
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup......I want to be a bear!
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1094
Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).
Today's Clean Pun
Cheezie
Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion.
De brie everywhere.
Today's Quote
Quote #1542
"The willingness to share does not make one charitable, it makes one free."
- Robert Brault
Today's Illustration
Warnings
A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.
"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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