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The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today is proof that some people are too eager to shed their cocoons and fly like a butterfly. You'll find "Butterfly Dreams" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/butterfly-dreams
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
I'll Call Back
Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.
I went into the washroom.
The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next stall... "Hi there, how's it going?"
Now I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, but finally I said, "...Not bad..."
Then the voice said, "So, what are you doing?"
I thought that was kind of weird, but I said, "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back east..."
The voice interrupted, "Look, I'm going to have to call you back. Every time I ask you a question, this guy in the next stall keeps answering me!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1095
4 out of 3 people struggle with math.
Today's Clean Pun
Painful Spread
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Today's Quote
Quote #1543
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Today's Illustration
Courage
A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?"
The young man sat at his desk and thought for a little while. Finally, he scribbled something on the piece of paper in front of him, got up, and turned in the piece of paper.
All he had written was: "This is."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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