Issue #4420
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
This week we read about Rev. James Snyder's willingness to embrace a second childhood. You can read "Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/why-childhood-is-better-the-second-time-around
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Watergate Bug
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel.
The new bride is concerned and asked, "What if the place is still bugged?"
The groom says, "Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug."
He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug . . . "AHA!" he shouts!
Sure enough, under the rug was a small disc-shaped plate, with four screws. He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the plate out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
Curious, the groom says, "And why, sir, are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager says "Well, the room UNDER yours complained of the chandelier falling on them!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1349
Definitions:
That is that word which should be used instead of which.
Today's Clean Pun
Dating Apparel
Girlfriend: "What jersey should I buy?"
Boyfriend: "Buy a goalie's jersey!"
Girlfriend: "Why?"
Boyfriend: "So I can tell people my girlfriend is a keeper!"
Today's Quote
Quote #1791
"Churches are not museums that display perfect people. They are hospitals where the wounded, hurt, injured and broken find healing."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Faithfulness
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him.
He drove around the neighborhood for some time with no luck.
Finally, he stopped beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog.
"You mean the one following your car?" they asked.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved, "I love you, Sally."
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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