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I finally finished uploading all the bills donated to the to the Be a Billionaire fundraiser. You can check out the available combos (and singles) at:
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Break Even

Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in.

One robber rushes the teller windows, one guards the door and the third bank robber stands in the middle of the bank and yells, "Right! Everyone up against the wall and empty your pockets. We want valuables, watches, and wallets."

The first man jams something into his buddy's hand.

"What's this?" asks his friend without looking down.

"It's that $100 I owe you," answers his friend.

One-liner #1334

When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say.

Cliff Hanger

"I can't get down from the mountain!" Tom alleged.

Quote #1776

"To fall in love with God is the greatest of all romances,
to seek Him, the greatest of all adventures,
to find him, the greatest human achievement."

- Augustine

Today's Illustration

Guilty Pleasure

It was moving day. The previous owners were going to finish moving out that morning, and we were going to start moving in that afternoon.

We showed up just as they were finishing up, around lunchtime. The couple was sitting down for a breather before they left. The wife suggested to her husband that they go to McDonald's for lunch. She told us with guilty pleasure, "I know it's not good for me, but I just love burgers and fries."

Her husband had a somewhat disgusted look on his face. He told us, in all seriousness, "Not me. I'm a meat and potatoes man."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, "Fred Brown died. Golf clubs for sale."

"I can't get down from the mountain!" Tom alleged.

Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in.

One robber rushes the teller windows, one guards the door and the third bank robber stands in the middle of the bank and yells, "Right! Everyone up against the wall and empty your pockets. We want valuables, watches, and wallets."

The first man jams something into his buddy's hand.

"What's this?" asks his friend without looking down.

"It's that $100 I owe you," answers his friend.