Issue #432
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. All is well now and the sever is working great, but let's just say I'm glad for a new day today!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Impressive Dinner
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now, what should he do?
His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.
"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."
"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.
"We hadn't started eating yet."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1361
Profanity sucks.
Today's Clean Pun
Have You Seen Katniss?
Blindfolded archery: you don't know what you're missing!
Today's Quote
Quote #1803
"A disappointment can sometimes be a divine appointment in disguise."
- Lysa Terkeurst
Today's Illustration
Manners
Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.
"NO! NO! NO!" she screamed.
"Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior."
At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Ineffective Daily Affirmations
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 