Issue #4434
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Last week I described the previous Wednesday at Cybersalt World Headquarters as a real doozy! Well yesterday was another one - especially when I found out last Thursday's mailing did not go out until yesterday.
So, I hope you enjoy double Chicken Thursday today - I'm getting old fast enough with help from computers!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Vice President Pride
Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.
A clerk answers and Tom says, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replies, "Canned or frozen?"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1363
Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?
Today's Clean Pun
Something's Fishy
I was going to show you my koi pond: now I’m not so sure.
Today's Quote
Quote #1805
"A wise man once said nothing."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Honest Aging
My youngest son asked me how old I was.
I answered, "39 and holding."
He thought for a moment and then asked,
"But how old would you be if you let go?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.