Issue #4431
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use for some of the craziness in this world. You can read "It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-s-a-soap-opera-world-or-is-it
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
The Haircut
A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it."
A month later the young man came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get a hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Yes, son. And they walked everywhere they went!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1360
Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
Today's Clean Pun
The Shoe Fits
We maintain an excellent relationship with Holland because of the notwithstanding clogs.
Today's Quote
Quote #1802
"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Post-Romance
My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight.
"What do you think?" she said
He looked around. "Isn't this how we got here in the first place?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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