"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober
A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and even a hired clown. Just before the party started, two goobers showed up looking for a handout.
Feeling sorry for the goobers, the woman told them that they could get a meal if they would chopped some wood out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.