What's the purpose of the airplane propeller?
To keep the pilot cool.
[If you don't think so, just let it stop and watch him sweat!]
"Upsy," said Daisy.
A man was walking through Chinatown when he noticed a sign reading: "Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry."
Being of a curious nature, he entered and was greeted by an old Oriental man who identified himself as Hans Schmidt.
"How come you have a name like that?" inquired the stranger.
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Oh Look, Chicken Thursday!
You may remember that I mentioned a few weeks back that Cybersalt has its first paid employee (grandma Cybersalt doesn't get money ;-)) Gurnoor is a great addition to the team and he is learning in leaps and bounds to the point where I know he is ready to take a step up to a new project. Here's where you can help me with that. I am looking for a very basic website that I can train Gurnoor on updating to current standards and mobile device compatibility.
Here's the deal, if you have a small website that needs a refresh I'll train Gurnoor on it and throw in a year's webhosting, uptime monitoring, and other management (security and extension updates) for $250. If you are not sure your site is the right size for this project (maybe you think it's bigger or more detailed than "basic") email me at tim@cybersalt.com and let me have a look at. Of course, I am training Gurnoor so I'll be helping him and supervising him in order to make sure everything is to notch!
Now, a definite switch in tone. Today's video share is a repeat of one I shared a while ago. Jane Kristen Marczewski (Nightbirde) appeared on America's Got Talent, singing an original song called, "It's OK." The link below will take you to page with that video and also words about her hope in life which has now been realized for eternity.
https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/article/nightbirde
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."
It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Some say fleas are black.
But I know that is not so.
'Cause Mary had a little lamb
With fleas as white as snow.
~ Richard Lederer and James Ertner
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
- A. A. Milne
A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men.
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.
It read "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said, "What?"
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It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
