"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know.
He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded.
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and at the very end asked him, "What is three times seven?"
"22!" Rick replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realized he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter saying he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.
The next day he went to his new job and during a break approached his new boss to ask why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."
He: I'll have the mouse, please.
Waitress: That's mousse, sir.
He: Never mind then; that'll be way too much food.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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