A preacher, a salesman and a farmer went deer hunting.
All 3 were in their stands when they all saw the same deer and shot. They climbed down and looked for it.
When they found it all 3 said, "I shot it." "No, I shot it."
When the game warden came along he looked and said, the preacher shot it.
In unison all 3 said, "How can you tell that?"
The game warden responded, "It went in one ear, and out the other."
(Thanks to Barry Black of Anchor Bible Church for submitting this.)