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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I'm happy to report more good news about my right arm!

On Monday I met with the surgeon, and she told me there is no need for surgery and no need for a cast. She also told me to stop using the sling — apparently if I kept it up, my arm might never fully straighten out again. As I try to do with my doctors, I took her advice.

I can report that just days later there has been a noticeable improvement in my ability to use my right arm. There is still quite a bit of pain — apparently there are other things in there that got stretched or possibly torn in the fall — but I am genuinely grateful that things are mending, and I'm looking forward to things getting better and better.

Thank you so much for all of your prayers. God is definitely at work through this and in this!

Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards (or is it 52 cards = 1 deck-a-cards?)
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3-1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickles = 2 paradigms

FOUND: If you lost a wad of $20s wrapped in a rubber band, I found your rubber band.

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.

I turned to a local tribesman and said, "That lizard is really funny."

The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon."

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”

- Stephen Hawking

A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money.

"Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills."

"And what about the rest?" the reporter asks.

The Farmer shrugs. "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

We’ve all had those days. Days when our world doesn’t seem very wonderful.

Starting the day by watching the morning news can be discouraging. Additionally, there are traffic jams, work pressures, relationship stresses and various other frustrations that arise.

What if we hit the replay button and choose to begin each day with Good News?

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

FOUND: If you lost a wad of $20s wrapped in a rubber band, I found your rubber band.

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.

I turned to a local tribesman and said, "That lizard is really funny."

The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon."

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards (or is it 52 cards = 1 deck-a-cards?)
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3-1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickles = 2 paradigms