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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5097 - March 29, 2026

The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone!

What Was Happening in the World When Jesus Was BornThere was a time not too long ago when I was often tired during the day because I'd stayed up too late trying to catch up on work. This past week I was tired again — but for a completely different reason. I've been losing sleep because I'm so excited about a project I'm working on. Not great to be tired either way, but it's a lot more fun to be tired because you can't stop working on something exciting!

I'll fill you in with more details when I'm done, but I'm developing a new software product — and part of what makes it so exciting is that AI has opened a door I didn't have before. I'm actually able to code and build things that work the way I think they should, instead of being confined to whatever tools happen to be available. I'm really enjoying myself!

Today's video share gave me a fresh perspective I hadn't considered before. When I read the Gospels, I tend to zoom in tightly on Israel — the crowds, the disciples, the religious leaders — and forget that the rest of the world didn't pause while Jesus walked the earth. Civilizations were rising and falling, people were living their lives, and the vast majority of people on earth had absolutely no idea that God had stepped into human history in a human body.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 



Goober Ice Fishing

A close-up of a small fishing rod and a hole in the ice. No water is visible.A goober wanted to go ice fishing.  He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the nearest frozen lake.

After positioning his comfy footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice.  Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the goober moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. 

Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The goober, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up his stool, and tried again to cut a hole.  The voice came once more. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

He stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!"



One-Liner #2011

A young woman with very curly dark hair, tongue in cheek looking up and to her left.Sometimes people come into your life - and they need to stop doing that.




Wool You Notice Me Now?

A black jeep parked on an angle on a pile of dirt out in the forest.I just got my new personalized license plate - BAA BAA.

It's for my black jeep.



Quote #2447

ji packer"Adoption is the highest privilege of the gospel. The traitor is forgiven, brought in for supper, and given the family name."

- J. I. Packer



52 Bible Verses for Men Week 8: Training the Body, Training the Soul

Hello friends, welcome back. This is episode 8 of my challenge to write 52 songs this year based on the little book *52 Bible Verses forMen* by Samuel Duth. Today I'm exploring the eighth verse in the series: 1 Timothy 4:8.Week8

The verse says, "For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both this life and the life to come."

The ESV puts it this way: "For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come. The saying is trustworthy and deserving of full acceptance. For to this end we toil and strive, because we have our hope set on the living God, who is the Savior of all people, especially of those who believe."

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Sleep in a Storm

Lightning bolts lighting up the sky in the distance on a dark, stormy night.Years ago a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast. He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic. They dreaded the awful storms that raged across the Atlantic, wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops. As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received a steady stream of refusals.

Finally, a short, thin man, well past middle age, approached the farmer.

"Are you a good farmhand?" the farmer asked him.

"Well, I can sleep when the wind blows," answered the little man.

Although puzzled by this answer, the farmer, desperate for help, hired him.

The little man worked well around the farm, busy from dawn to dusk, and the farmer felt satisfied with the man's work.

Then one night the wind howled loudly in from offshore. Jumping out of bed, the farmer grabbed a lantern and rushed next door to the hired hand's sleeping quarters. He shook the little man and yelled, "Get up! A storm is coming! Tie things down before they blow away!" The little man rolled over in bed and said firmly, "No sir. I told you, I can sleep when the wind blows."

Enraged by the response, the farmer was tempted to fire him on the spot. Instead, he hurried outside to prepare for the storm.

To his amazement, he discovered that all of the haystacks had been covered with tarpaulins. The cows were in the barn, the chickens were in the coops, and the doors were barred. The shutters were tightly secured. Everything was tied down. Nothing could blow away.

The farmer then understood what his hired hand meant, so he returned to his bed to also sleep while the wind blew.

When you're prepared, spiritually, mentally, and physically, you have nothing to fear. Can you sleep when the wind blows through your life? The hired hand in the story was able to sleep because he had secured the farm against the storm. We, as believers in Christ, secure ourselves against the storms of life by grounding ourselves in the Word of God. We don't need to understand, we just need to hold His hand to have peace in the midst of the storms. I hope you sleep well!


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Just Honing My "Old Goat" Skills

A close up of a single brown goat with horns in a frame with other goats.I'm rather new to this "getting old" stage of life. Up to now, all my life has been young and innocent. Unfortunately, those days have passed.

It's hard to get adjusted to old age because I've never experienced it before. I remember when I was young, all of the fun that I had. But now, I'm at a new stage of life, and I don't know exactly what I should be doing.

Somebody should write a book sometime titled, "How To Get Old in 10 Easy Steps." I'll buy that book in a second.

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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

Goober Ice Fishing

A close-up of a small fishing rod and a hole in the ice. No water is visible.A goober wanted to go ice fishing.  He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the nearest frozen lake.

After positioning his comfy footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice.  Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the goober moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. 

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Wool You Notice Me Now?

A black jeep parked on an angle on a pile of dirt out in the forest.I just got my new personalized license plate - BAA BAA.

It's for my black jeep.

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One-Liner #2011

A young woman with very curly dark hair, tongue in cheek looking up and to her left.Sometimes people come into your life - and they need to stop doing that.

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  • Relationship One-liners
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5096 - March 26, 2026

The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

First Time Filmed in a Decade Underwater Volcano Eruption KavachiOh look, Chicken Thursday!

The computer is currently fighting me as I try to get today's mailing together, so I am just going to not look it in the eye and back away slowly.

Todays' video share captures what looks like underwater lightning - but it's not!
Click Here to watch.

Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 



Owed to Spell Checquer

Only the blue shirt on their arm is visible on this person sitting at a computer screen.Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.



One-Liner #2010

A woman with a long braid and a blue shirt looking very smug.Sometimes tough parenting requires that you tell your kids that they need to clean their rooms before they can have a donut, while you sit eating donuts yelling, "Hurry, they are almost gone!"




I Cried.

A man with his face in his hands, skin pulled back , looking disconsolate.Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?"

I burst into tears.

Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.



Quote #2446

A close-up of the red and blue lights on the top of a police car against the black of night."You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police."

- Joan Rivers



52 Bible Verses for Men Week 8: Training the Body, Training the Soul

Hello friends, welcome back. This is episode 8 of my challenge to write 52 songs this year based on the little book *52 Bible Verses forMen* by Samuel Duth. Today I'm exploring the eighth verse in the series: 1 Timothy 4:8.Week8

The verse says, "For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both this life and the life to come."

The ESV puts it this way: "For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come. The saying is trustworthy and deserving of full acceptance. For to this end we toil and strive, because we have our hope set on the living God, who is the Savior of all people, especially of those who believe."

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🚂🐄 The Slow Train

Flat land and a train going around a bend in the track, from the perspective of someone on the train.A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt.

One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?"

"Cow on the track!" replied the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumed its slow pace, but within five minutes, it stopped again.

The same woman saw the same conductor walking by again and leaned out the window and yelled,

"What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Susan Page writes . . . . 

Sacrifice

A very artistic image of a crystal clear reflection of a partial tree in a puddle on a road. The tree and the sunset colors are stunning.I recently read this post on Facebook:

Yeah! I am a winner at Roll up the Rim! I won the invitation to "Please Play Again.”
Comment: You misread it ... it says please pray again.

We can easily fall into the trap of advertising campaigns. We jump at the thrill of the purchase, especially if there’s a chance of winning something. Like what, a free donut? Free? Pardon my sarcasm.

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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

  1. I Cried.
  2. Owed to Spell Checquer
  3. One-Liner #2010
  4. The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5095 - March 22, 2026

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Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you?  Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.

 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4663
 

  

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4663

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  1994

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4663

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2049

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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