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It's been another busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters — not just keeping up with work, but keeping up with all the appointments that come along with arm recovery. I'm grateful the arm keeps feeling better each day. I've booked some rehab appointments in the coming weeks to help get the full range of motion back, and even though some things still really hurt, that is actually good news. Add in dentist visits and some phone calls from doctors with encouraging test results, and this poor old man feels very cared for. I'm happy and thankful.
Today's video share is about a meteorite that was tracked and found in under fifteen minutes. I must admit, I would have loved to take part in that hunt — the system they have is pretty impressive.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
Radio Transmission
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
{**Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10/10/95**}
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER U.S.S. LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET, THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
One-Liner #2018
If you do ever have the opportunity to ride a tandem bicycle by yourself, find a crowded bike path and scream at the top of your lungs, "ARE YOU EVEN PEDALING, JANET!?"
When Meat Dreams Get Weird 🥪
The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. Why did we even come to the Salvador deli?
Quote #2454
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
- Albert Einstein
Marriage Vows
Ken and Marjorie finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library.
"You know," said Marjorie, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore."
"Too bad, isn't it?" responded Ken. "It used to lend a little humor to the occasion."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Magnify the LORD
We face loss of many kinds. We can lament together, and yet we are united in praise as we magnify our Lord, knowing that He is indeed a good and perfect Father.
I penned these words after attending an online service for a man of God who truly magnified the Lord in thought, word, and deed. I grieved with those who mourned the loss of a good and faithful servant, Rev. Randy Jost. These thoughts are dedicated to a life well-lived for the Lord. As his dear friend, Dr. Rick Reed shared, Randy was “steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the Lord,” and his labour has not been in vain.
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The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. Why did we even come to the Salvador deli?
A boy with a pea shooter, ran out of ammunition, and discovering a box of laxative pills, tried one in his blow gun. To his great joy, it fit. 
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
If you do ever have the opportunity to ride a tandem bicycle by yourself, find a crowded bike path and scream at the top of your lungs, "ARE YOU EVEN PEDALING, JANET!?"
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 