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~ Pastor Tim
Pessimistic Friend
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead ran across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?".
"I sure did," responded his friend, "He can't swim".
One-Liner #2017
It's weird that I trust my left hand to drive but not to eat cereal.
Tandem Trouble
We rode a tandem bicycle
My darling Ruth and me
We hit a bump
I heard a thump
And rode on Ruthlessly…
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Quote #2453
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
- Jim Carey
Persistence
A South African woman who thought her electricity bills were high didn't realize her meter was connected to all of her neighborhood street lights for 35 years.
Minnie Swan complained for years about the size of the bill for her house in Colenso, KwaZulu-Natal.
The 92-year-old widow's brother eventually convinced the electric company to install a new meter and workers made the discovery.
Her brother told news reporters that it appears the original work was done 35 years ago when Minnie bought her house in the then new neighborhood.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
My Addiction to Happiness
One of the most important elements of life is happiness. When I look around the world, I notice how scarce happiness seems, which makes me reflect on its true value.
I have come to the conclusion that happiness is a choice. I can be happy or sad. The choice is mine.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
We rode a tandem bicycle
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
It's weird that I trust my left hand to drive but not to eat cereal.
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
FOUND: If you lost a wad of $20s wrapped in a rubber band, I found your rubber band.
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”
A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money.
We’ve all had those days. Days when our world doesn’t seem very wonderful.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 